Dr. Ben Gustafson

A collection of quotes from Mr. Ben Gustafson, always giving his two cents from a medical standpoint. Ben is the slowest genious I know.




"Drink a shot of tequila, it kills the food poisoning."

"That's the shit that'll plug you up in the butt. It coagulates. Bad news."

"That bottle of whiskey neutralizes the ground beef. Fact."

"I'm not scary, I'm stupid."

"You just got freaked out, your stomach acids started acting up, then you got Douglas. You're fine."

"You don't need annual physicals, just go till you fall over. That's all I got."

"I'm retarded, always."

-Dr. Ben Gustafson