Sunday, September 27, 2009

Dr. Ben Gustafson

A collection of quotes from Mr. Ben Gustafson, always giving his two cents from a medical standpoint. Ben is the slowest genious I know.




"Drink a shot of tequila, it kills the food poisoning."

"That's the shit that'll plug you up in the butt. It coagulates. Bad news."

"That bottle of whiskey neutralizes the ground beef. Fact."

"I'm not scary, I'm stupid."

"You just got freaked out, your stomach acids started acting up, then you got Douglas. You're fine."

"You don't need annual physicals, just go till you fall over. That's all I got."

"I'm retarded, always."

-Dr. Ben Gustafson

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Spit Bikini Lady

Spontaneously creating images from shapes of fallen saliva.



Jonas Michilot/Big Kitty Collab

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Road Voyage. Leg One.

Salt Lake City to Minneapolis. One Hyundai, two amigos.


J'espere qu'il fait bon.

9.24.2009


Buster Brown

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Pumpkin Loiterers.

I took a photo of these kids at the grocery store across the street from my house. They seriously lounged in these pumpkins for over an hour, but they were pretty fresh nonetheless. 



Hands

Fingerpainting is a forgotten gem.


Stay tuned.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Patrick Swayze Dies at 57.

I never really was a huge fan of Patrick Swayze, but evidently he died yesterday of an ongoing pancreas complication he'd endured for the past year and a half, or so. Here is a writeup from the Associated Press.


Here he is with his horse.


Rest in peace Patrick Swayze.

Monday, September 14, 2009

9.14.09

Painting. September the 14th 2009. 


Failed Global Economy. 


Sheet Metal

The skeleton to the bench seat on my bike. I'm in the process of finding a stitched leather cover for it.


The gas tank is actually it's exact colour in these photos. In the last ones I posted, it appeared brighter than it actually is, more of a candy apple. In person, it's pretty dark.



Sunday, September 13, 2009

Peanut Butter Man.

Last night, while working in Vietnam, I realized how much I really loved the smell of peanuts. It hit the spot, but I didn't take it as far as this guy.




Peanut Butter Man

Chris Cole vs. Dennis Busenitz

This is easily the most impressive game of S.K.A.T.E. I've ever seen. In real life and on video.


Saturday, September 12, 2009

Vanity Plates Suck

I'm one pretty quick to judge a person with a vanity plate. I don't know if this one is an exception or not.

You can't really see, but below his brake light is a spitfire sticker. Damn.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Best Sequence of Facebook Updates in the History of Facebook.

I noticed these two sequential facebook updates earlier while indulging in the vortex of social networking.



Pretty awesome.

David Cross

David Cross, one of the funniest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth, is coming to Salt Lake City on September 28th to do a stand up show at In The Venue. I'm gonna splurge my $35 on a ticket and go, even though my mom and girlfriend both might consider it not a very "worthwhile" way of spending my money. I don't care though. Fuck it.

I just bought a few bits off his "It's Not Funny" album, and I realized something. There's a lot of irony in the title of this album, because when you're actually listening to it, it's totally fucking hilarious. So, why did he name it "It's Not Funny?" I bet he was trying to be funny. There's one bit on his other show called "Diahrea Mustache," I thought that was a really hilarious title for the bit, so I google image searched "Diahrea Mustache," and this guy popped up.

I think he was trying to protect himself against swine flu. Shit, I wish I knew about these face masks during the swine flu outbreak

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

SFK 992

I skated over to the SFK house yesterday and checked out their setup in the back. It's pretty amazing what they've done with a run down barn.

Mad tools and shit, everywhere.

Grenier and his "El Grody"

Collapsible paint room.

Doman's Sportster.

Springer front end.

SFK tag on Simon and Dave's first bike.



C.G. Originals all over.

SFK

Doman art, I think.

SFK family

Mini ramp.

More Doman art.

More tools and shit, everwhere.

QP

You'll never get bored in this backyard, I swear.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Parking Structures

This SLUG cover is pretty crazy. I overlooked the 5+ story drop to the right until someone pointed it out. Goddam.

1174 Roosevelt Avenue

Ben Gustafson just sent me this photo attached to an email that has no words in it. I have no clue why he sent me this photo of his roommate Nate Barber, but I'm gonna post it. It's got some interesting shit going on I guess.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

El Buho

On our last night in Madrid, Hondo was shooting the shit with a spanish club promoter in the square near where our hostel was. Evidently, he was explaining to Hondo that there was tons of hot girls, and that if we came to his club he would buy us our second round of drinks on the house. When he found out we were American he said it would ensure us lots of "fucky fucky." Five American kids bored and half drunk in Madrid, we didn't think anything of it besides "Meh, what the hell, let's go." When we arrived at the hole in the wall, Danny, Pat, and Kyle booked it from behind us and before we knew it, there Hondo and I were standing in the middle of a dark pub being pressured into a drink by the promoter. To our right was 5 or 6 drunk, fat, sloppy and downright disgusting Spanish hookers, caked in makeup and open for business. To our left was a drunk Spanish guy getting a handjob in the booth five feet away from where we were standing. Hondo turns to the guy and in Spanish said "Man you took us to a hooker bar!" The guy asked what we thought he meant by "fucky fucky," which I guess is a good point. Needless to say, we adios'd that guy a good night and bounced real fucking quick.

Anyways, he let us keep a few fliers from his brothel as a souvenir, here's one of them. It still hangs on our fridge to this day.


Pub El Buho
Enjoy your time
in company
with beautiful women.
Open 16 hours a day.
Thank you for your visit.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Brendan and Bryan are moving back to Denver

Last night our neighbor Jesse had a going away party for Brendan and Bryan because they are moving back to Denver, CO. Brendan and Bryan are good homeys, and I guess it's because of that that they got such an awesome going away present.... This baggy, logistically, works better than just about any other sandwich bag I've ever seen. It's contents go hand in hand.



You see that in Brendan's hand right there, that's a Jah reference.

Friday, September 4, 2009

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World of Warcraft Freakout

I snaked this youtube gem from SFK 992's blog, I have to post it because it's the funniest youtube I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever



Thursday, September 3, 2009

Remember these?


I've been breeding dinosaur pills in the kitchen pretty heavily. They have 16 packs at the grocery store across the street, in the toy aisle. Score

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Almost

This is what's so far of my bike. It's almost done, when Mike got it, it was barely running, or maybe not at all. Here it is now, running strong. He cleaned up the engine, adjusted the carbs, and gave the gas tank a new face. We're going to put a smooth bench seat on there and a few other minors and it should be on the road.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

5 Red Flags if you're thinking about moving to Salt Lake City.

1.) People are too nice. and when I say too nice, I don't mean they're friendly and easy to get along with, I mean they're outwardly friendly even if you're a complete stranger on the street, which becomes rather arbitrary and well, annoying.


2.) The heinously outdated drinking laws here, although getting better day by day, totally fucking suck. People who live here may proudly defend Utah and it's drinking laws as being "no big deal". But quite honestly, 3.2 beer fucking totally sucks the shit out of my ass. I try and drink 10 three-two beers quickly, hoping for a nice buzz, and usually end up pissing it all away. When I go out of state I drink 4 or 5 at the same rate and end up humiliatingly drunk. It works negatively on both ends. Not to mention that Last Call at every bar must be 1am. I often find myself bored, half drunk, and aimlessly wandering for a place to conclude my night at about the same time I would be deciding where to BEGIN partying if I were in any other, normal, lively city.


3.) The cops here are pricks, and I'm only saying that from personal experience. There are probably a handful men on the SLC Police Force who are stand up guys. Just like anywhere else though, I've experienced a lot of that power trip; that "I'm a cop and you're not" syndrome we all know too well. But what separates SLC cops from cops in other places is that there's no fucking crime here, so the point where they turn from "friendly protecting-the-neighborhood" cops into "get the fuck up against the car" cops is set down a few notches. This is when you start having a cop in your face and raising his voice over your J-walking violation.


4.) The Great Salt Lake is a tease. I drive past it from time to time, and it's totally a big, gigantic, salty fucking tease. Imagine if it wasn't salty? There would be all kinds of beaches, lake activity, and definitely girls in bikinis. It would spark a whole new source of revenue for the city, which would attract more than your annual ski vacation family. Instead, what we have to deal with is a big, mucky, smelly, salty mess.


5.) The W Lounge isn't fun on Wednesday nights.

Knife throwing

Dartboards minus a few darts, plus kitchen utensils.